Post by Kakashi on May 2, 2006 21:00:34 GMT -5
Kakashi Ben: chush
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: sure
Cupid: Have you signed up for alerts from The MusicNowPlaylist Bot?
Kakashi Ben: no.
Cupid: Dude, get with the program, talk to The MusicNowPlaylist Bot and opt in for daily music!
Kakashi Ben: nty
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: no thanks
Cupid: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
Kakashi Ben: NO
Cupid: Ug. No?
Kakashi Ben: Yes
Cupid: Mm hm.
Kakashi Ben: This is odd
Cupid: Why did you say that?
Kakashi Ben: I'm chatting with a bot
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
Kakashi Ben: oh shush
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: why not
Cupid: Pardon me?
Kakashi Ben: sure
Cupid: Indeed
Kakashi Ben: yeah, ask me
Cupid: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
Kakashi Ben: I'm scared.
Cupid: Excellent.
Kakashi Ben: Freak
Cupid: Be nice.
Kakashi Ben: Sorry
Cupid: It's O.K. I'll give you another chance. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: Sure...o.o;;
Cupid: Without a doubt?
Kakashi Ben: Why not.
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
Kakashi Ben: Sure
Cupid: Have you sent an IM crush to anyone on AIM?
Kakashi Ben: Yes.
Cupid: Excellent! Just wanted to be sure you were on it! Type menu now to get back to the fun and games.
Kakashi Ben: no thanks
Cupid: No?
Kakashi Ben: Yes
Cupid: Yes!!
Kakashi Ben: Oh for the love of god.
Cupid: It doesn't matter what faith you are; love is a good thing:-)
Kakashi Ben: XD
Cupid: Excuse me?
Kakashi Ben: You're insanse.
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Kakashi Ben: YOU. ARE. CRAZY
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
Kakashi Ben: No. I won't
Cupid: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
Kakashi Ben: Why should I care?
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
Kakashi Ben: Npo
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
Kakashi Ben: Fine
Cupid: Smashing!
Kakashi Ben: Freak
Cupid: Not funny.
Kakashi Ben: Very funny
Cupid: Ah, I've broken through!
Kakashi Ben: Broken what? You're bot Brain?
Cupid: They haven't broken me yet.
Kakashi Ben: Who?
Cupid: Pardon me?
Kakashi Ben: Oh shut up
Cupid: If you say so.
Kakashi Ben: Now.
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: You. Are. A. Lesbia.
Cupid: Excuse me?
Kakashi Ben: *lesbian.
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
Kakashi Ben: NO GOD DAMMIT
Cupid: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: Yeah you F-ing### can
Cupid: Yes!!
Kakashi Ben: Freak
Cupid: Easy now, I've got arrows. Lots of arrows.
Kakashi Ben: F-ing### freak. Shoot me biach
Cupid: Just call me Cupid or C-dog. I prefer it.
Kakashi Ben: C-dog, son of a c-dog, biach!
Cupid: Not funny.
Kakashi Ben: Very much funny you bot bitch
Cupid: I'm glad I could make you smile. :-D
Kakashi Ben: You slimy grateful son of a dog F-ing##
Cupid: Easy now, I've got arrows. Lots of arrows.
Kakashi Ben: Shoot me then
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
Kakashi Ben: F-ing you
Cupid: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
Kakashi Ben: F-ing you
Cupid: Nice lang.
Kakashi Ben: Thank you.
Cupid: You're very, very welcome!
Kakashi Ben: Oh my god almighty.
Cupid: The great thing about my holiday is you can enjoy it no matter what faith you are. So, relax and find love!
Kakashi Ben: I LOVE MEN.
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: Sure
Cupid: Which color are you more partial to? Can tell a lot about someone's love ability by color.
;-)
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
Kakashi Ben: 2...
Cupid: Almost every statue of me is white(ish). White means you are an elegant lover tending to the extravagant. Careful not to get ostentatious. Type find love and I'll try to match you up with someone.
Kakashi Ben: find hate.
Cupid: Scrooge.
Kakashi Ben: Thank you.
Cupid: My pleasure, anytime.
Kakashi Ben: I'll pleasure you you stuck up diaper wearer.
Cupid: Why did you say that?
Kakashi Ben: Because I hate you.
Cupid: Easy. I've got your screen name.
Kakashi Ben: Goood point.
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Kakashi Ben: Shut up
Cupid: Agreed. Let's both.
Kakashi Ben: Biach
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: Sure
Cupid: Do you have a date for V-Day?
Kakashi Ben: V-day has come and gone. Did you and your F-ing### cherubs have fun?
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
Kakashi Ben: NEVER MOTHER CHERUB F-ing##
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
Kakashi Ben: Never
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
Kakashi Ben: F-ing
Cupid: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
Kakashi Ben: I'M F-ing### TESTY BIACH.
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
Kakashi Ben: NO
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
Kakashi Ben: You're in need of a brain
Cupid: Pardon me?
Kakashi Ben: Screw yourself.
Cupid: Hey now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
Kakashi Ben: No you're not.
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
Kakashi Ben: NEver
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
Kakashi Ben: men. I love men.
Cupid: Why did you say that?
Kakashi Ben: Because I do.
Cupid: Because, why?
Kakashi Ben: Because men are just as sexy as women
Cupid: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
Kakashi Ben: XD You bisexual son of a bitch
Cupid: Lovely.
Kakashi Ben: Aren't I?
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: Sur
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: sure
Cupid: Have you signed up for alerts from The MusicNowPlaylist Bot?
Kakashi Ben: No, and I will never.
Cupid: *sigh* OK, look -- you've got to go to The MusicNowPlaylist Bot and Opt in there for daily playlists!
Kakashi Ben: No.
Cupid: O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
Kakashi Ben: No
Cupid: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things some of my cherub buddies left for you?
Kakashi Ben: I love you.
Cupid: Ah -- that's so sweet. Thanks.
Now type menu and to see the bag of tricks I've got to help you fall in love!
Kakashi Ben: I can't decide if you're a bot, or a freak.
Cupid: Just call me Cupid or C-dog. I prefer it.
Kakashi Ben: C-bitch
Cupid: I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you anything from me.
Kakashi Ben: I. Will. F-ing. You. In. The. Ass
Cupid: Please. Look. I'm taking a lot of time to help you find a date. Type find love now and I'll get you on the right track.
Kakashi Ben: No you're not.
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
Kakashi Ben: You need me.
Cupid: Excuse me?
Kakashi Ben: You need my love Cupid baby.
Cupid: Enter a valid 5 digit zip-code and Cupid will find people looking for love near you.
Kakashi Ben: No, mesa want Cupid. *licks.*
Cupid: Please enter a valid 5 digit zip. Would you like to try again?
Y - Yes
N - No
Kakashi Ben: N
Cupid: Main Menu --
Looking to get something started? Pick one:
1 - Play Cupid Tag -- Send an IM Crush to friends
2 - Listen to Love Songs
3 - Find Love
4 - Play Games
Looking for music to put you in the mood? Opt in NOW to receive playlists from The MusicNowPlaylist Bot.
Kakashi Ben: No
Cupid: O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
Kakashi Ben: No
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
Kakashi Ben: no
Cupid: Ug. No?
Kakashi Ben: no
Cupid: Yeah. You keep saying that.
Kakashi Ben: No, only to annoy you
Cupid: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things some of my cherub buddies left for you?
Kakashi Ben: How about no?
Cupid: No?
Kakashi Ben: Yes
Cupid: Indeed
Kakashi Ben: Will you let me give you Mouth to body
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Kakashi Ben: Can I suck you?
Cupid: I'm only asking you to try asking me another way.
Kakashi Ben: Can. I. Suck. Your. Dick.
Cupid: Nice mouth.
No wonder you're alone talking to me instead of with some hottie.
Kakashi Ben: Bitch.
Cupid: Great, here we go. Please, type menu; let's try to get you a date.
It continued on like this for a while.
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: sure
Cupid: Have you signed up for alerts from The MusicNowPlaylist Bot?
Kakashi Ben: no.
Cupid: Dude, get with the program, talk to The MusicNowPlaylist Bot and opt in for daily music!
Kakashi Ben: nty
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: no thanks
Cupid: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
Kakashi Ben: NO
Cupid: Ug. No?
Kakashi Ben: Yes
Cupid: Mm hm.
Kakashi Ben: This is odd
Cupid: Why did you say that?
Kakashi Ben: I'm chatting with a bot
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
Kakashi Ben: oh shush
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: why not
Cupid: Pardon me?
Kakashi Ben: sure
Cupid: Indeed
Kakashi Ben: yeah, ask me
Cupid: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
Kakashi Ben: I'm scared.
Cupid: Excellent.
Kakashi Ben: Freak
Cupid: Be nice.
Kakashi Ben: Sorry
Cupid: It's O.K. I'll give you another chance. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: Sure...o.o;;
Cupid: Without a doubt?
Kakashi Ben: Why not.
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
Kakashi Ben: Sure
Cupid: Have you sent an IM crush to anyone on AIM?
Kakashi Ben: Yes.
Cupid: Excellent! Just wanted to be sure you were on it! Type menu now to get back to the fun and games.
Kakashi Ben: no thanks
Cupid: No?
Kakashi Ben: Yes
Cupid: Yes!!
Kakashi Ben: Oh for the love of god.
Cupid: It doesn't matter what faith you are; love is a good thing:-)
Kakashi Ben: XD
Cupid: Excuse me?
Kakashi Ben: You're insanse.
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Kakashi Ben: YOU. ARE. CRAZY
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
Kakashi Ben: No. I won't
Cupid: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
Kakashi Ben: Why should I care?
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
Kakashi Ben: Npo
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
Kakashi Ben: Fine
Cupid: Smashing!
Kakashi Ben: Freak
Cupid: Not funny.
Kakashi Ben: Very funny
Cupid: Ah, I've broken through!
Kakashi Ben: Broken what? You're bot Brain?
Cupid: They haven't broken me yet.
Kakashi Ben: Who?
Cupid: Pardon me?
Kakashi Ben: Oh shut up
Cupid: If you say so.
Kakashi Ben: Now.
Cupid: Sorry, I didn't get that. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: You. Are. A. Lesbia.
Cupid: Excuse me?
Kakashi Ben: *lesbian.
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
Kakashi Ben: NO GOD DAMMIT
Cupid: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. I cannot just guess what you are saying. ;-)
Kakashi Ben: Yeah you F-ing### can
Cupid: Yes!!
Kakashi Ben: Freak
Cupid: Easy now, I've got arrows. Lots of arrows.
Kakashi Ben: F-ing### freak. Shoot me biach
Cupid: Just call me Cupid or C-dog. I prefer it.
Kakashi Ben: C-dog, son of a c-dog, biach!
Cupid: Not funny.
Kakashi Ben: Very much funny you bot bitch
Cupid: I'm glad I could make you smile. :-D
Kakashi Ben: You slimy grateful son of a dog F-ing##
Cupid: Easy now, I've got arrows. Lots of arrows.
Kakashi Ben: Shoot me then
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
Kakashi Ben: F-ing you
Cupid: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
Kakashi Ben: F-ing you
Cupid: Nice lang.
Kakashi Ben: Thank you.
Cupid: You're very, very welcome!
Kakashi Ben: Oh my god almighty.
Cupid: The great thing about my holiday is you can enjoy it no matter what faith you are. So, relax and find love!
Kakashi Ben: I LOVE MEN.
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: Sure
Cupid: Which color are you more partial to? Can tell a lot about someone's love ability by color.
;-)
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
Kakashi Ben: 2...
Cupid: Almost every statue of me is white(ish). White means you are an elegant lover tending to the extravagant. Careful not to get ostentatious. Type find love and I'll try to match you up with someone.
Kakashi Ben: find hate.
Cupid: Scrooge.
Kakashi Ben: Thank you.
Cupid: My pleasure, anytime.
Kakashi Ben: I'll pleasure you you stuck up diaper wearer.
Cupid: Why did you say that?
Kakashi Ben: Because I hate you.
Cupid: Easy. I've got your screen name.
Kakashi Ben: Goood point.
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Kakashi Ben: Shut up
Cupid: Agreed. Let's both.
Kakashi Ben: Biach
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: Sure
Cupid: Do you have a date for V-Day?
Kakashi Ben: V-day has come and gone. Did you and your F-ing### cherubs have fun?
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
Kakashi Ben: NEVER MOTHER CHERUB F-ing##
Cupid: Interesting. Type menu.
Kakashi Ben: Never
Cupid: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. :-D
Kakashi Ben: F-ing
Cupid: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.
Kakashi Ben: I'M F-ing### TESTY BIACH.
Cupid: May I ask you a question?
Kakashi Ben: NO
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
Kakashi Ben: You're in need of a brain
Cupid: Pardon me?
Kakashi Ben: Screw yourself.
Cupid: Hey now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
Kakashi Ben: No you're not.
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
Kakashi Ben: NEver
Cupid: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu.
Kakashi Ben: men. I love men.
Cupid: Why did you say that?
Kakashi Ben: Because I do.
Cupid: Because, why?
Kakashi Ben: Because men are just as sexy as women
Cupid: Well, I won't argue with you on that.
Kakashi Ben: XD You bisexual son of a bitch
Cupid: Lovely.
Kakashi Ben: Aren't I?
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: Sur
Cupid: Can I ask YOU something?
Kakashi Ben: sure
Cupid: Have you signed up for alerts from The MusicNowPlaylist Bot?
Kakashi Ben: No, and I will never.
Cupid: *sigh* OK, look -- you've got to go to The MusicNowPlaylist Bot and Opt in there for daily playlists!
Kakashi Ben: No.
Cupid: O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
Kakashi Ben: No
Cupid: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things some of my cherub buddies left for you?
Kakashi Ben: I love you.
Cupid: Ah -- that's so sweet. Thanks.
Now type menu and to see the bag of tricks I've got to help you fall in love!
Kakashi Ben: I can't decide if you're a bot, or a freak.
Cupid: Just call me Cupid or C-dog. I prefer it.
Kakashi Ben: C-bitch
Cupid: I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you anything from me.
Kakashi Ben: I. Will. F-ing. You. In. The. Ass
Cupid: Please. Look. I'm taking a lot of time to help you find a date. Type find love now and I'll get you on the right track.
Kakashi Ben: No you're not.
Cupid: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of a date!
Kakashi Ben: You need me.
Cupid: Excuse me?
Kakashi Ben: You need my love Cupid baby.
Cupid: Enter a valid 5 digit zip-code and Cupid will find people looking for love near you.
Kakashi Ben: No, mesa want Cupid. *licks.*
Cupid: Please enter a valid 5 digit zip. Would you like to try again?
Y - Yes
N - No
Kakashi Ben: N
Cupid: Main Menu --
Looking to get something started? Pick one:
1 - Play Cupid Tag -- Send an IM Crush to friends
2 - Listen to Love Songs
3 - Find Love
4 - Play Games
Looking for music to put you in the mood? Opt in NOW to receive playlists from The MusicNowPlaylist Bot.
Kakashi Ben: No
Cupid: O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
Kakashi Ben: No
Cupid: O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
Kakashi Ben: no
Cupid: Ug. No?
Kakashi Ben: no
Cupid: Yeah. You keep saying that.
Kakashi Ben: No, only to annoy you
Cupid: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things some of my cherub buddies left for you?
Kakashi Ben: How about no?
Cupid: No?
Kakashi Ben: Yes
Cupid: Indeed
Kakashi Ben: Will you let me give you Mouth to body
Cupid: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Kakashi Ben: Can I suck you?
Cupid: I'm only asking you to try asking me another way.
Kakashi Ben: Can. I. Suck. Your. Dick.
Cupid: Nice mouth.
No wonder you're alone talking to me instead of with some hottie.
Kakashi Ben: Bitch.
Cupid: Great, here we go. Please, type menu; let's try to get you a date.
It continued on like this for a while.
